family reunion oh ten

There were any good pictures this year or least none that I want to share. Also, I did post yesterday, but that was for last week and this is for this week. Plus I leave again so it will be a while again

Another even year and that can only mean one thing, EGGEMEYER REUNION. This time it was held in July due to scheduling conflicts around Labor Day. Yes it was changed because I wouldnt be able to attend. How do you like that. This year it was held outside of San Antonio instead of outside Austin like the last few years. We were staying at the T Bar M Resort. It was a nice place with lots of things to do. So theres your intro.

Saturday

We werent meeting up until Sunday. We were having a Sunday through Wednesday reunion; we waited too long and all of the weekends were taken. So instead of heading out on a Sunday, I thought why stay at home when I can go to Texas. So I went a day early to stay with my Aunt. She is one of my favorite aunts, because she is always generally curious about how Im doing and she always is pleased and proud of me. So I flew into San Antonio and arrived almost late afternoon. We headed out to this Tapas restaurant, although it may have been more fashioned after Spanish street food. Are those one in the same? I dont know. Well it doesnt matter because this stuff was too delicious. There were 7 of us. 2 parents, 4 cousins, and 1 boyfriend. Known only as Murph. We chowed down about 14 plates of food. I think I helped the most on that one. We were at the very end of the river walk. I didnt realize this thing spanned multiple miles, but it did. We were down at the end that had the old beer brewery. So after a quick stroll we came to the conclusion that it was pool time. So we went back to their house, mini-mansion Ive decided to call it, there house is huge and beautiful and super decorated and nice and cool with central air. Jumped in the pool and played basketball and had some races. I totally smoked the girls, once because Im longer and stronger, the other because cousin Helen cant/wont get her hair. She may drown in the shallow end, its a fact. So we did that. Then it was time for a snack. Fresh fruit. Lots of fresh fruit and not cheap fresh fruit; apples and oranges are for paupers. We had blackberries, blueberries, raspberries, strawberries. She wouldnt bring out the snozberries, but she does for the good guests. She even peeled my grapes. I didnt know grapes needed to be peeled. But yes they do, think about all this time Ive been chewing on vestigial skin. The noyve of these guys!!! Later that night I showed off some home movies from the 80s, everyone liked them. Then we put the youngest cousin to bed and stayed up to watch a movie and eat popcorn and goobers. Livin large I tell you. Went to bed in this big comfy bed with a big heavy comforter, turned the air and fan on full blast. Mmmmmhhhhmmmmm, slept for like 9 hours.

Sunday

Woke up and went downstairs. Talked with my aunt for quite awhile. I got to to talk to her one on one and show how worldy I was. She was impressed. I told her my outlook on life, always strive for mediocrity. She was impressed. Then she made me breakfast, she only knew how to make scrambled eggs, but they were still tasty. We did some more swimming and lounging by the pull. Then it was off to meet my brother at the airport. So I said goodbye to aunt and uncle, picked up my brother and said hello to my Dad and StepMom. We made the trip out to the T Bar M Resort in about 45 minutes. As we pulled in they were also having a cheerleading camp. Hot Dog, but it was high school cheerleaders. Oh well. The resort wasnt ready when we arrived so we just hung out and talked with different relatives. We played a little bit of washers, prounounced worshers if you are from the midwest. Then we made out to our rooms. I think that afternoon we just relaxed and headed out to one of the other rooms and had dinner. We played some games that night, I by games we had in your face violent scattegories. The Eggemeyers can pull alliteration out of their ass. It doesnt even have to make sense. Busch's Best Baked Boston Brown Beans. Yeah thats easy. How about this, Crunchy Chili Chees Chips con Carne. If you can sell it, and someone buys it, then you scored yourself 6 big points. Theyre actually a brand of chips in Kuala Lumpur.

Monday

Woke up early to play golf and were on our way. The golf course was really nice, it wasnt terribly hot or humid. I played decent for only playing golf since our last reunion. I think I shot 98, but that was with Mulligans and other do-overs, and gimees. After golf, we headed to this nice German restaurant and had some really good food. The schnitzel tasted correct, as did the fried potatoes, cabbage, sauerkraut, and rye bread. We came back, I think we chilled and then we headed right back to someone elses house for food. I really wasnt hungry, but I still ate. I really wanted to have some watermelon, which Im slightly allergic too, it made me super sneezy. Usually I just get a scratchy throat, but this time it was pretty bad. Stupid delicious watermelon. My family made fun of me for being a dumbass. I talked with my new cousin, she married a cousin. I missed her wedding, so I wanted to get some details and she said it was a really nice wedding. After dinner, we went down to the gym and played some defend the wall. Thats basically just kick a soccer ball at the wall as hard as you can and see if you can stop it. We also played some hacky sack with a volleyball. We played some basketball and knockout and longest shot possible basketball shots from downtown. It was nice. Got a good sweat on. Then we went to the free self serve ice cream. It wasnt that good because the cones were effected by the humidity, slightly soggy.

Tuesday

Tuesday was boozeday for us. We were going tubing this morning. We woke up, had some breakfast, then went down to the Comal River. Jumped in the cold water and began drinking rum punch. RUM PUNCH. It took about 2 2.5 hours to make the journey. Got a minor sunburn, but it was all good. We got back a little bit after lunch and I had leftover German food. Then I took a nap on the couch, but I got cold, so I pulled some newspaper over my body. It was total hobo style, but man that did the trick. When it doubt, just cover yourself with something. aahahhaha. That night was my favorite dinner of the reunion. Cavatini, its this dish like lasagna but with pepperoni and other awesome goodness.

Wednesday

Well like all things, they must come to an end. Wednesday morning we got up early and made our way back to San Antonio. Had some breakfast at the hotel and said our goodbyes to family members that actually woke up to see us off. Got to the airport, checked in, said goodbyes to the immediate family and we were off. My flights were plane jane, quick and easy to DFW, quick and easy to TUS. Another successful reunion, hopefully it wont be another 2 years before I see them, but more than likely it will be.

much obliged,

jacob

ps. the chips were fake!!!

youre my boy blue

How do I

Say goodbye

to what we had

all the good times

that made us laugh

I thought that we

would get to see forever

but forevers gone away

Your my boy blue. You were taking from this world much too quick any maybe even before your warrant wore out. I am speaking of my beloved 36" blue duffel bag that accompanied around the world for two years from 2007-2009. Thanks to careless handbag hooligans, luggage losers, and baggage buffoons who mistreated you by throwing you, tossing you, kicking you, and punting you from luggage cart, to luggage truck, to luggage rail, to baggage claim. You were beaten, battered, tortured, ripped and thus I was forced to replace you, because you left side was so broken I could no longer roll you around.

Likewise, your my girl green. I force fed you clothes like a fattened up goose and you simply couldnt take the strains and pains and your clips finally burst making you worthless as a garment bag. Less we forget the cruel and unusual punishment you suffered too. You were scratched and dragged. All of you zippers were removed. I cant even imagine how painful that was. I gasp and shed a tear for you.

And now for all the reckless, heartless, bastards of the world. Yes Im talking to you American, SouthWest, Delta, British Airways, Lufthansa, Croatian Airlines, Montenegro Airlines, Qantas, Cathay Pacific, JAL, Finnair, Malev, Swiss, JAT, and US Airways!!! You are the reason after only 200,000 miles of travel I had to repurchase new luggage. Thats just two years, TWO YEARS. The noyve, I tell ya, the noyve.

Okay, well Ive made my peace. I hope and pray for all of your luggage too. May it stay safe and always be there waiting for you in the turnstile. Thank you for you attendance today, thank you for all of your prayers and well wishes.

I hope its years before we find ourselves in this somber state again for my current luggage.

very respectfully,
--
Jacob

montenegro pictures again

so looking through my pictures, there isnt much to look at it. If you looked at montenegro last year, youve seen the same thing. but here are a few new ones.


back to the hotel in budva


some art


mmm capitalism


some rich german lives there



chutch


fun building


cool tree pictures


hot in frankfurt


maybe i should have titled this shortest blog ever!?!!?!??

see you when i see you


jacob

monteNEGRO again

Montenegro again

So since everyone had a great time in Montenegro, CE decided to go back there. I think Montenegro really wants to become a part of NATO as well, so they are more than happy to host. Our trip was pushed ahead a week which was nice because I got to leave the country one week earlier than I thought. Due to whatever we now get to the country we are going to with only one day advance instead of two.

Friday

Nothing special about the flights really. I was upgraded which was nice and because of the Icelandic Volcano ash we were diverted south which added about 45 more minutes to our flight. Not bad Ill just kick it here and sleep.

Saturday

We landed in Frankfurt about 8 in the morning and we were leaving around 4 so there was a whole heck of a lot of waiting and I forget my effing DS. So I was forced to listen to music, but music is not enough to take my mind off my sleepiness, so I was kind of cranky. I went for a walk but there really wasn’t much to do except sit. Everyone was doing their own thing, reading a book, doing work, playing games, drinking beer, or whatever else. Around 2 oclock we went down to Montenegro Airlines to wait for check in. It was a mad dash when they opened the gates. Its always tough that we get 2 fifty pound bags with American but we only get 1 23 kilo bag in Europe. So you have to do some careful packing and or smiling nicely or just hope for the best. Not all gate agents are created equal and depending on who you get and how you greet them and maybe if you are 6’4 and smile you may get better treatment. I was given my ticket and all was well in the world. Not everyone in my group was so lucky and they had to go pay overweight baggage fees. So we went up to the boarding area and just hung out there for another hour or so until we got on the plane. Montenegro Airlines is okay, it was only about a 2 hour flight and we were there in no time. When we landed our van was waiting for us, which was better than last year, it was still a 1 hour drive to Budva. It was a long and winding road through the black mountains, which is what Montenegro translates too; I was starting to get a little car sick. We got there, got settled, took a shower to get the airplane off me, and we went down to the beach to get some food. Since we were there before the first of June, which is the start of the summer season, there weren’t many options for food. The menu was pretty sparse. The food was okay and I was pretty tired from the flights so I went up to my room and crashed out about 10.

Sunday

I slept pretty well considering my balcony faced the rising sun, I think I made it to about 530. Not bad, usually I wake up at 3 or 4 on those first nights. The CE staff did a pretty good job of setting up the rooms so there wasn’t too much setup needed on Sunday. Other people had more work to do so I just chilled and helped out when I was asked. That night we went down to old town and had some pretty good seafood. The fish was a little boney, but still pretty good. I was able to get the local dark beer, that was pretty tasty. We walked around a little bit after dinner, saw a local concert band perform. Then made 2 different gelato stops. Mmmmmm gelato is so good. Another chill night, went back to room watched some TV and went to bed.

Monday

This was the start of the pre conference. Got the network up and running and everything went pretty well. For this conference my roles changed and I was now the trouble ticket software guy as well as network validation guy. I gave a brief rundown on the functionality and how we would use it. People were pleased, some voiced their concerns, but all of those were addressed or I worked on them during the rest of the week. Monday evening I stayed around the hotel waiting for my guest. We are working with a commercial vendor to help us to the network assessment so I was going to be there to greet him. I didn’t get to meet him until the morning, but that’s not because I didn’t try, I just couldn’t connect. The front office gave me his room, which is not exactly safe, but cool, I slipped him a note telling him where and when to meet me in the morning.

Tuesday

Met the dude and he seemed pretty cool. I made a few quick introductions and then we sat down with some of the key players, the organizers involved with the network, and we hashed out the scenarios for the network assessment. We did it in about 50 minutes and everyone was happy. Even the chair of networking, who is usually pretty hard to deal with and can be kind of stubborn, was very impressed with the vendor. We settled on all of the situations and started working. We weren’t told until about 25 minutes in advance that we would need to brief this to everyone. So the vendor and I quickly made a 60 slide presentation. Yeah death by power point but this guy only hits homeruns. Everyone was super impressed with what he had to say and what he had to offer. My bosses, the CE bosses, even the foreign national bosses. I got many accolades, attaboys, and high fives from people for our work. Well it was like 99% the vendor and maybe 1% for me, because I helped steer him in the right direction. But I guess I am ultimately responsible for its success or failure. So I get the rewards or I get the slap down. Tuesday night was also our ice breaker. So we went down to this pizzeria, had some pizza and then had some free drinks. Had some pretty good conversations. We were right on the water and since it was just barely June it was still pretty cold. I had to run up and get my jacket, baby got cold. I stayed for awhile had a few drinks and then called it a night.

Wednesday

Another regular work day and I really can’t remember what we did. We got out early for some reason. So I headed down to the beach with my vendor. He was kind of bundled up, jeans and a sweatshirt. I was rocking shorts and flipflops. I was underdressed it was really cold. We drank some beer and talked. Hes a very successful dude, works hard and parties hard. Takes vacations in Brazil and the Maldives. Not bad, not bad, not bad. That night we again just chilled around the hotel, had some more pizza.

Thursday

Another day of working. I was mostly working on my report and trying to get every details hammered out that I could. I wrote about a 13 page paper detailing what were going to do and why. My vendor took off as soon as work was done he went to eat with the French delegation. We headed down to old town that night. Thursday is usually the cultural tour, I had to skip it; luckily it was the same thing as last year, so I didn’t miss too much. We had a really good dinner, drank lots of beer, and had some ice cream. Not a bad evening.

Friday

Tidied up all the loose ends had a quick meeting with the Polish guys about their network setup and topology, so many green lights, life is good. The conference ended and we cleaned up. It was off again on again rain. Headed back down to the beach, it went from cold to hot to sunny to cloudy to raining to not. But it was nice, hung out with my symbiotic better half D-money. Hes the man‼ Afterwards, D-money and I went to make a phone call with the Fins. It was the Finnish Army Birthday. We had this mint alcohol mouthwash. Very good, lots of breathe in ahhh sensations. Went back up to our room and got ready for the party. Suit up and bow tie up. Im still the only one who is rocking a bow tie to the traditional dinner. The dinner was buffet, which I don’t like, I prefer to be served. I got seconds, I was very hungry that day. The party ended early in my opinion. I would have gone out that night but we had to get up really early for an hour bus drive to the airport.

Saturday

Slept most of the way. Then we had about a 3 hour wait in the airport. Its tough in those airports because you cant go through security until the plane is ready to board. So we had to sit out in the lobby. Flight to Frankfurt was pretty easy. We were staying at the Sheraton at the airport where I have some clout, so I was upgraded to a nicer tower and a nicer room. We went out for a walk around Frankfurt. It was super hot that day, I had fumunda juice like a sonofa. There were some river side topless bathing beauties, mhhm mhhm. We stopped at a restaurant and had some really good schnitzel. Then we went and got some gelato. OMG gelato should be one of the food groups. I had dark chocolate brownie batter. Ohh boy did I feel it in my thighs the next few weeks. Just kidding I didn’t. But that’s what the headline in a Seventeen magazine said. Just kidding it didn’t. What Im saying is you can eat whatever youd like in moderation and its not going to create saddle bags. A lot of the other crew went home after dinner, but me and two other guys stayed out. We were looking for the red light district. Not to partake but to just say I had seen it. I think it was too early out. It was 10pm and the sun was just barely going down. We walked around and saw a lot of sex shops, strip clubs, adult stores, arcades, but there were no chicks in the windows. I don’t know if they don’t come out until after dark or what. But it was marginally satisfying; don’t know when Ill be back in Frankfurt. So you never know.

Sunday

Flight back home was pretty normal. My coworker took the liberty of changing all my seats unbeknownst to me. She just wanted to sit next to me and everything worked out, but I was like ¿come que?, shes like youre an awesome seat mate. Ahh well schucks, lady! I wasn’t tired of drinking but I wasn’t in the mood for AAs selection of alcohol. She recommended an Amaretto and Coke. Shit is delicious it tastes like Dr Pepper. Go get some right now, its really tasty.

Well I think that’s about it for adventures in the Balkans. Hope you enjoyed and hope you keep coming back for more.

Piece, luv, and sole

jacob

boston pictures

Using a new program to upload the blog and pictures, so there arent any side comments. But I think Ive got it figured out for next time. Thanks for everything Catherine!!

boston triple

He said I think Ill go to Boston. That’s not how the song goes, but that is what I said. So after Bosnia again, I decided to hit up the old bean town again. I have a standing invite, so I took advantage once more.

Thursday

Why its good to be me? Why its good to be me you might ask is that Im Executive Platinum on American Airlines. That means I get unlimited domestic upgrades. Fly first class to Dallas and fly first class to Boston. Tucson to Dallas is pretty easy, no one really flys there. So getting that upgrade is pretty easy. When I checked in at the airport my upgrade in Dallas hadn’t cleared. She said 7 EPs requested, but I was at the top of list. W00t, sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. When I got to DFW I walked over to the desk. I was standing behind this lady who was irate about not getting an upgrade. Do you know who I am, do you know how much I fly, do you know Ive been EP since such and such date? Its nice to be reminded to never turn into a crappy stuck up white bitch. “Self, see that….yes…..dont ever become that….roger” I waited my turn and went up there and smile and said Im here for my upgrade. Certainly, Sir. Ahh, the power of patience and politeness. Itll get you far!!! The flight to Dallas is a little over 3 hours, so being up there is quite nice. They showed the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox. I could listen to George Clooney talk all day, maybe not act, but voice-over, sure. I guess Im 1% gayer for saying that now. Ahh well. They served us this awesome sandwich up in the bourgeoisie, I like. Got to Boston and picked up my luggage, but no Catherine. Waiting and waiting outside by the curb and no Catherine. Finally, I hear the quick step of flip flops pounding the pavement and BAM, Im hug tackled. Hey there you are, I was waiting inside, oooohhh. So were off. Driving through Boston, we pass Fenway and Catherine says take a good look cuz that’s probably the only time you will see it this trip. Okay I say. We get back to her place and I say whats up to her roommate Meredith. In the few weeks leading up to this trip I had told Catherine to expect the greatest gift of all time. Riiiiight, she says. It better not be you, because you aren’t all that. What could it be because you’ve already been to Bosnia 4 times? I don’t want anymore crap from there. I keep egging her on and on until I get to her place. Tell me tell me tell me Tell me tell me tell me Tell me tell me tell me Tell me tell me tell me Tell me tell me tell me Tell me tell me tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeez okay! So I give her an Easter Card. WTF is this S?!!?!?!? Easy potty mouth. Open it already. Out slide two tickets to opening night, Red Sox v. Yankees. OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!!

I know, I know, Im greatest gift giver in the world. I think she Facebooked that to the world. Then we had voka and chili, we keep it classy.

Friday

This was actually the day I was most looking forward to, I really don’t give a crap about baseball. I just like getting drunk at Fenway, but I always thought it would be cool to go to an opening day (or night in this case), plus I can check off the list of sporting events to do list, Yankees v. Red Sox. So back to Friday. We were going to New Hampshire, not that exciting you might say. no……………….NO. I have never been to New Hampshire, so since I plan to go to every place at least once, I was more than overjoyed to go to New Hampshire and see where Catherine and all of her K.Diddies went to school. It’s a very nice campus. It might even beat the architecture of UTEP. Its totally different, trees and growth and green as opposed to Juarez and Bhutan. It was neat to see a more traditional looking campus with fraternity and sorority houses and people doing gay shit like frisbeeing and reading books on the lawn. Ay yay, muy chingon We stopped by some of her favorite places to hang out and eat, I saw the KD house. Good trip. Then we were off to the Red Hook Brewery. Nothing like celebrating Good Friday then to get drunk and go on a brewery tour. Red Hook is pretty tasty if you haven’t tried it before. Food is okay, but the beer is good and so is the tour. We had a limpy bearded short guy, who knew his stuff. Gave a good history of beer and the red hook brewery. I recommend. Next we were off to the New Hampshire State Liquor store. You cant buy liquor unless you are there. They are these big warehouses along the highway, one in each direction. I guess its cheaper to buy there because you definitely want to take some to go and as soon as you get the heck out of Mass. you want to buy some. Who knew hampshireans were such lushes!!! So, were on our way back to Bahston and Im not sober; that can only mean one thing. DJ Eggo in the hiz house. I confiscated Catherines ipod and proceeded to only play jams from circa 1997-1999. I was feeling nostalgic. I finally got a hold of Bobby. He said he was busy with admissions at work, I say no go, but I was happy to hear from him. I was shouting at him if I remember correctly, inebriation will do that to a person. I told him I was in town for the weekend and that we should totally meet up that night. He concurred. So that night I forced Catherine to watch Bruno. She must not be a fan of the cock, there is more penis in that movie then any non porno should have. She kept leaving the room and I was dying laughing. We ate our leftovers from WildCat Pizza. Everyone was ranting and raving about this place, OMG WCP, OMG WCP. It was just pizza, not bad not good, just omg, but not OMG. So we got ready. I got booted up, because what else do you do when you meet strangers for drinks, you put on your highest heels and shake what your momma gave you. There are an inordinate amount of homosexual references in this blog. Whew, it’s a long day at work. Yes, Im writing this at work. So we are at some bar near Fenway. I get to see Adam and Heather, they are a pretty awesome newly wed couple. We hang out and talk bar talk. At one point we got to talking about Mexican food. Adam loves him some Mexican food, but you have three Mexican food experts who are setting him straight. Adam may be the whitest Mexican I know though. Boy loves lengua, carnitas, barbacoa, I really only eat tacos, but since I grew up in EP Im an expert. Then we got to talking about how Bobby is going to have Mariachis at his wedding. We stared singing mariachi loco, Bobby did the dance. Then we got to talking about chest hair. Yeah, we were comparing wolfmaness. Adam has a tri force. I have a treasure trail, Bobby only has hairy nipples. Hahahahahah. Good times. So that was about it for Friday, I think. I always tell myself not to write these things 3 months after the fact.

Saturday

Got up and went out drinking. This time we made our way to the Harpoon Brewery. They had a really good brewery tour and a pretty good tasting room. They had about 13 beers on tap. All pretty tasty. After the tour we made our pilgrimage to Legal Seafood. Again I missed out on soft shell crab sandwiches. Those little fuckers aren’t in season yet. So I settled for a Lobster Roll. It’s a big messy mayonnaise Lobster awesome sandwich. We walked around for a while and got back on the subway. I think I fell asleep. Theres something about a moving transport, that, if im not driving, I fall asleep. Later that evening we met Joanna and her roommates. We went to this bar that had a humongous beer selection. It took me about 10 minutes to decide. I think they had about 100 beers to choose from. The service was pretty bad so we went to this other bar down the street. It was a nice place, it was bricky and they had pool tables. I tried to impress the girls with stories of my trips around the world, but they weren’t. They didn’t have a bad time, but they weren’t as excited as I was. On the way home we passed by a Shabu Shabu restaurant. I told Catherine she definitely needs to hit that up. She probably forgot and is now just remembering this part of the adventure. (You are, aren’t you‼!) Go ahead and roll your eyes at me.

Sunday

Easter Sunday or in Catherines world, Renegade Easter. I called it Revolution Easter because I couldn’t remember the right r word. Renegade Easter is where you have a meal, have some wine, have some nice company, and then watch an inappropriate movie. We watched Role Models, with the subtitles on, Catherine didn’t like the idea. You get to have visual and aural cursing. Her friend Jeneen was totally on board. She even gave me a fist bump. The lunch/dinner was good. I was voluntold to carve the ham, it’s a spiral ham, so it’s already kind of pre-cut for you. I had a heck of time cutting it, there are pictures, I wasn’t particularly manly in this outing. Jeneen was cool, she liked my stories. After the movie we cleaned up a little bit and then we took Jeneen home. We got on the subway and headed out to Fenway. Everyone and their mother was there. I don’t think that many people were actually going to the game, but they just like to party. I was told that Cask’n Flagon was rated #1 sports bar in America by ESPN. Everyone was there, so we went somewhere else. This other bar, it was nice, we had some drinks, met one of Catherines other friends; she is in school doing some stuff. I was getting a little antsy, I was ready to get to my seat and see all that was “OPENING NIGHT IN AMERICA” Pedro Martinez threw out the inaugural pitch. And there was much rejoicing. Keri Hilson, sang the Star Spangled Banner. And there was much rejoicing. We had these two jets hit the afterburners after the anthem was over. And there was much rejoicing. We booed all the Yankees when they came out. There was of course Yankee suck chants, there were Yankee fans in the stands, being their charming selves, they were quickly removed. And there was much rejoicing. So this was mostly just a gift for Catherine, like I said, baseball schmaseball, but then someone pulled up on their phone that they thought Neil Diamond was going to sing Sweet Caroline in between the Eighth Inning. I told Catherine if that’s true, this will be the greatest day of my life. For the Seventh Inning Stretch Steven Tyler and one of his daughters came out to sing Take me Out to the Ball Game and God Bless America. He was wasted and butchered the song. He had to look at the jumbotron to see which words were coming up. Another inning passed and then it was time. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Neil Diamond. FUCK YEAH. Jacob please sing at the top of your lungs. Check….and also FUCK YEAH. He didn’t sing the recorded version which I think is better, but it was still cool as hell to experience that. So there was also a game and the Red Sox won, I think they came back from being down too. They played Love that dirty water. So I just got the 110% Fenway experience. It took a long time to get home. Our train didn’t show up for like 30 minutes, and we were almost the last stop on the train too, but it was cool. Promptly went to bed.

Monday

Flew home, got upgraded both times. All was well. Drove home. And there was much rejoicing.

Go Sox,

Jacob