How do I
Say goodbye
to what we had
all the good times
that made us laugh
I thought that we
would get to see forever
but forevers gone away
Your my boy blue. You were taking from this world much too quick any maybe even before your warrant wore out. I am speaking of my beloved 36" blue duffel bag that accompanied around the world for two years from 2007-2009. Thanks to careless handbag hooligans, luggage losers, and baggage buffoons who mistreated you by throwing you, tossing you, kicking you, and punting you from luggage cart, to luggage truck, to luggage rail, to baggage claim. You were beaten, battered, tortured, ripped and thus I was forced to replace you, because you left side was so broken I could no longer roll you around.
Likewise, your my girl green. I force fed you clothes like a fattened up goose and you simply couldnt take the strains and pains and your clips finally burst making you worthless as a garment bag. Less we forget the cruel and unusual punishment you suffered too. You were scratched and dragged. All of you zippers were removed. I cant even imagine how painful that was. I gasp and shed a tear for you.
And now for all the reckless, heartless, bastards of the world. Yes Im talking to you American, SouthWest, Delta, British Airways, Lufthansa, Croatian Airlines, Montenegro Airlines, Qantas, Cathay Pacific, JAL, Finnair, Malev, Swiss, JAT, and US Airways!!! You are the reason after only 200,000 miles of travel I had to repurchase new luggage. Thats just two years, TWO YEARS. The noyve, I tell ya, the noyve.
Okay, well Ive made my peace. I hope and pray for all of your luggage too. May it stay safe and always be there waiting for you in the turnstile. Thank you for you attendance today, thank you for all of your prayers and well wishes.
I hope its years before we find ourselves in this somber state again for my current luggage.
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Jacob
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